If you were disappointed that neither Steven Seagal nor “Stone Cold” Steve Austin made an appearance in The Expendables 2, you’ll be happy to know that they’ve gone and made an action flick of their own called Maximum Conviction. Sure, it’s a direct-to-DVD piece of crap, but hey, what did you expect? The movie is directed by Keoni Waxman, the same guy who did the previous Stone Cold starring vehicle Hunt to Kill. As you can probably guess, it looks pretty bad although the non-existent chemistry between Seagal and Austin is almost so terrible it’s sublime. Maximum Conviction hits DVD and Blu-ray on Nov. 6th; check out the trailer after the jump and see what you think.