Alamo Drafthouse Ejects Patron for Texting, Receives Nasty Voice Mail

Posted by on June 7th, 2011   Filed under: Comedy, Industry News, Internet
Source: Alamo Blog

The fine folks who run the Alamo Drafthouse pride themselves on kicking out any moviegoers who use their cell phone during a movie. Apparently this girl did not know the policy. Now her angry voice mail has gone viral on YouTube, acting as a great little piece of advertising for both the Drafthouse and the rights of moviegoers everywhere. Enjoy.



  • djangoscud

    Between the great local beers, awesome pre-movie shorts, and tossing dumb fucks out for this very reason, I love the ALAMO. They have a ton of these bumpers and play them before every screening so she should have known better. Get there early, order your Royale with Cheese and Shut the Fuck up. simple.

  • Marcus Mallard

    Now, let’s get cineplexes to do the same thing. Not going to happen; but wouldn’t that be a beautiful world?

  • Al

    Should have ended it with “Oh, and no babies either”.

  • Matt

    So in essence, she spent HER money to text. Congrats. They should play this before every movie.

  • kyri

    It could have been 2 minutes shorter..

  • Mikey T

    The real question is did anyone call her a “cock sucker” on her way out the door?

  • N.I.C.E. (texting from a theater seat at Alam…. @#*!

  • Matt

    @MikeyT Jay should of been there.

  • Napalm

    She needs to have a cock fed to her.

  • Falsk

    I friggin’ hate that “customer is always right” mentality. Bravo, Alamo for showing her what’s what! I wish they’d open something like this in Philly…

  • Khan Farrington, HMV Manager

    This is another person who can’t wait to see “Tree of Life”.

  • Eleanor

    LOL! Love it! Alamo reacted brilliantly! No wonder it’s gone viral!