Uwe Boll’s Blubberella Trailer

Well now that director Uwe Boll has got all the “serious” filmmaking out of his system with the prison thriller Stoic, political drama Darfur, and yes, even the holocaust movie Auschwitz, it’s time to get back to the other tasteless stuff that no one wants to see. This week a trailer for his new film Blubberella has hit the web, the star of which is described as “the first female fat superhero.” Apparently she’s part vampire and she kills nazis with blades, machine guns and rolling pins (not to mention her girth). Lindsay Hollister (Get Smart, Postal) stars in the somewhat degrading lead role, while Michael ParĂ© (Seed, The Philadelphia Experiment) and, yes, Clint Howard also make appearances.
This definitely seems more in the vein of Postal, which I know some people actually liked, but somehow I can’t even muster any half-hearted ironic excitement for it. Whether or not it’s offensive (I’m sure Boll would argue that he’s fighting against the status quo and the Hollywood machine with it), it just looks awful. Incidentally, there’s also a trailer for a third Bloodrayne film out now, entitled Bloodrayne: The Third Reich, and it appears to have been shot at the same time, with the exact same cast. So is Uwe Boll an underappreciated genius, incompetent filmmaker, or just a despicable human being? Check out the trailers after the jump and let us know what you think!




































































