Uwe Boll’s Blubberella Trailer

Well now that director Uwe Boll has got all the “serious” filmmaking out of his system with the prison thriller Stoic, political drama Darfur, and yes, even the holocaust movie Auschwitz, it’s time to get back to the other tasteless stuff that no one wants to see. This week a trailer for his new film Blubberella has hit the web, the star of which is described as “the first female fat superhero.” Apparently she’s part vampire and she kills nazis with blades, machine guns and rolling pins (not to mention her girth). Lindsay Hollister (Get Smart, Postal) stars in the somewhat degrading lead role, while Michael ParĂ© (Seed, The Philadelphia Experiment) and, yes, Clint Howard also make appearances.

This definitely seems more in the vein of Postal, which I know some people actually liked, but somehow I can’t even muster any half-hearted ironic excitement for it. Whether or not it’s offensive (I’m sure Boll would argue that he’s fighting against the status quo and the Hollywood machine with it), it just looks awful. Incidentally, there’s also a trailer for a third Bloodrayne film out now, entitled Bloodrayne: The Third Reich, and it appears to have been shot at the same time, with the exact same cast. So is Uwe Boll an underappreciated genius, incompetent filmmaker, or just a despicable human being? Check out the trailers after the jump and let us know what you think!



  • rjdelight

    Whatever happened to Uwe Boll? He’s obviously been busy churning out crappy movies, but the guy use to pop up everywhere on the internet, what with boxing his critics and making crazy claims against other filmmakers. He’s quieted down, or maybe these antics still go on and I’m just missing them.

  • KeithTalent

    I thought he was making a holocaust movie?

    I’m actually kind of a fan of Postal…

  • Colin

    Blubberella looks like some horrible DVD extra that would be included in Bloodrayne 3’s straight-to-DVD release… Props for a great title, though.

  • kyri

    I love chubby girls.. And I thought the slow-mo bullet scene was hilarious..
    No fart-Joke though..

    :(

  • Fatbologna

    Well, nobody ever lauded Ze Germans for their sense of humor…

    I guess it’s sort of admirable that he made two pieces of shit at the same time though… Kinda like when you change a baby’s diaper and you’re astonished at how much shit such a small human can produce.

  • Comment #1—Ever since his movies stopped getting theatrical releases, he’s just gone from sort of irrelevant to COMPLETELY irrelevant. That’s my guess anyway.

  • Jonny Ashley

    props for clint howard appearance

  • Matt

    Should I applaud Uwe Boll for creating another awful movie?

  • Dave

    Was that Uwe Boll as Hitler?! Wow, talk about self-awareness.

  • Tomoo

    I don’t get how people enjoy his movies. They don’t go into the so bad it’s good category for me, they are just shit.

  • Darksiders

    I am just completely confused about the same exact actors in the two movies playing the same characters…did he direct both? And why? But Blubberella looks WAAAAY better than Bloodrayne 3.

  • tjg92

    I might actually watch Blubberella. I haven’t seen any of his other movies. But from the trailer it looks like if a porn director made it and just left out all of the sex scenes.

  • Marc

    One wonders how he’s able to get funding for this dreck. That said it did look like something I wouldn’t mind watching after a few jelly shots.

  • Kurei

    ….There is no God…….

    I don’t understand how and why he gets the money to make these movies…..I mean seriously…..who gives this guy money to make these things?