Comments on: First Photos from The Karate Kid Remake Starring Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith

By: Will

Will — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:52:26 +0000

Dog shit…. Smith passed on the Matrix.. any questions?

By: stevie_baby

stevie_baby — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:10:10 +0000

So Daniel Larusso becomes “Dre” with cornrows. Mr Miyagi becomes “Mr Han” and it’s set in China, not LA? What the hell. Ignoring the fact that Karate isn’t even Chinese, and they’re not including one of the best parts of the first movie: The Kobra Kai team!

By: kris

kris — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:40:55 +0000

bring back Victor Wong from the dead and remake the original three ninjas

By: Ben

Ben — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 05:16:15 +0000

“Gee Will, so you want to do a karate kid remake?”

“Yeah, with my son in it”

“And you want to try to get Jackie Chan?”

“Yeah, he’s Asian. He’ll make the perfect Mr. Miyagi”

“Ummm… but Jackie Chan is Chinese”

“Yeah… like I said… Asian”

“And you want to rename it The Kung Fu Kid?”

“No. It’ll still be Karate Kid. Otherwise people wouldn’t know it’s a remake”

“But Karate is Japanese.”

“Yeah. Asian.”

By: jaime

jaime — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:15:26 +0000

Nut’s.

By: Teo

Teo — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 11:27:34 +0000

This is going to be terrible…and isn’t the kid too young to be trying to score with girls anyway?

By: swarez

swarez — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 09:53:33 +0000

Isn’t the film called The Kung Fu Kid now?

By: TheAllKnowingGod

TheAllKnowingGod — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 05:54:20 +0000

Oh no the kid has one of THOSE haircuts. Jackie should smack him with the stick just for that.

By: Captain N

Captain N — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 04:52:31 +0000

The first movie was garbage. The second movie was garbage. The third movie was garbage. I don’t think I need to mention the fourth. Nostalgia is the only thing that makes it a classic. I doubt there will be many adults who dug the originals in the 80’s. If this hits whatever spot kids like, this will be the Karate Kid they will love and gush nostalgia over when posting in a comment section.

By: Big Hungry

Big Hungry — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:36:13 +0000

The Great wall of China in the background??? Really???
It looks like the story will be way different.

By: Napalm

Napalm — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:25:43 +0000

good lord! this looks cheesy as hell. plus the kid looks too young.

By: Steven C.

Steven C. — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:01:30 +0000

I agree with Marc, I don’t think there is any doubt this movie is going to be anything other than total garbage.

Also, what the fuck is up with that mustache on Jackie Chan? Did the old guy in the original have a mustache or something because Jackie looks like a total moron with it.