Playboy Decides It Doesn’t Want To Make Any Money

Posted by on October 13th, 2009   Filed under: News, Rumours

You know, for a multi-million dollar company Playboy makes some odd decisions.  With the recent weird Marge Simpson cover to the news we get from In Touch Weekly magazine that Hollywood mess Tara Reid will be appearing in their pages. 

Apparently, she did a photo shoot this month. 

I doubt we’ll see it anytime soon as the scars from that odd boob job and her botched liposuction are going to take a very long time to hide.

Is the world ready to see this girl in the buff?  Do we want to?

You can catch the American Pie actress fully clothed in the upcoming comedy Last Call later this year.



  • jackson

    What does this post mean? And what does it have to do with film news?

  • that motherfucker from vancouver

    What does this comment mean? And what does it have to do with the article?

  • motherfucker2

    What does your face mean? and what does it have to do with anything?

  • Joe Blow

    Jackson: She’s an actress in films and it’s kind of funny. The guys on the show talk about more than just film news. They talk about music and TV and all kinds of ridiculous stuff from Hollywood. Chill the fuck out.

  • Joe Blow

    By the way…it’s their diversity that makes the podcast good and not boring. Greg may not be the most film savvy guy, but I think the article is fine.

    Chick is a massive train wreck and one in a long line of Hollywood failures. She’s been in some major money makers (American Pie and Van Wilder) and fallen so far that she has to pose nude to try to keep her career going as opposed to doing it first to jump start your career.

    It’s sad really.

  • kyriacos

    i vote for Reed by the way…

  • Goon

    speaking of Reed and porn:

    REED. ANSWER ME!

    Do you have the Star Trek porn put out by Hustler featuring Sasha Grey?

  • Why is kyriacos voting for me under this Tara Reid Playboy post?

    Goon, I only have downloads of the YouTube previews of the Hustler / Star Trek porn. I think it would be fun to watch the actual porn, but I would feel kind of dirty ordering the porn. I haven’t seen porn since my days at university.

  • Marc

    This chick needs to be put out to pasture and put down.

  • Napalm

    Lol @ the title.

    Reed: GET THE PORN. It’ll be the jewel in the crown for your Star Trek collectibles!

  • Goon

    I saw the porn the other day, I was very let down that they didn’t try to do any goofy shit at all, no Mad Magazine-ish porn names. Spock was not Spunk.

    Having that porn is more of a must have for a Trek collection than the Phenomenon soundtrack ,I’ll say that.

  • jaime

    I’ll do her!

  • Rick

    yeah, i’d tap that shit

  • paulm

    I’d rather see her in a porn than in Playboy. Maybe Jay can shoot her in a three way with Reed and Greg. That can be this year’s Film Junk Halloween Video.

  • WrongMovieMike

    This is great news!

    Oh wait, the doctor is now telling me that the coma I just woke up from lasted nine years.

  • kyriacos

    @Reed… are you Googling your name on the internet?

    ..
    just wanned to check if the rumor that you only comment when your name is mentioned is true..

    by the way u should do a podcast with you, Greg n jay now that Shawn is holidaying in japan in a movie you get to choose!

    i recommend -Law Abiding Citizen- it looks lame enough for a good show..

  • Rick

    “Shawn is holidaying in japan”

    that lucky lucky bastard. lol, oh how i wish that was me.

  • kyriacos, when I’m feeling lonely, I do indeed Google my name on the Internet, and comment where appropriate. I will comment when my name is not mentioned as well. I answer all my fan mail personally as well. Ha ha. (I’m laughing at how pathetic I am.)

    I haven’t heard if Jay and Greg are doing a podcast in Sean’s absence, but thanks for recommending me anyway.

  • kyriacos, I just noticed that Law Abiding Citizen was written by Kurt Wimmer. Now I’m intrigued. I wonder if he’s writing like a 19-year-old now. (This is an obscure reference to a Goon comment about Equilibrium.)

  • kyriacos

    don’t worry mate i google my name all the time.. The thing is nothing ever comes up.. :)

    You should convince those lazy asses (Greg – Jay) to make a podcast.. Tell them there is something more at life than updating their facebook status.. Its called Filmjunk Podcast! -Episode: 240 – Law Abiding Citizen-

  • “lazy asses (Greg – Jay)” – do you know who you are talking about?

  • kyriacos

    yeah..

  • Kasper

    #20 I already tried harassing Jay about it. Just keep sending him annoying emails and he might just bow under for the peer pressure ;-)

  • kyriacos

    Oy, kasper mate, I wouldn’t go that far as picturing Jay reading our E-mails.. I am sure he does not even bother open them..