New To Theatres This Weekend: District 9, The Goods, The Time Traveller’s Wife, Ponyo

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This weekend is probably one of the most crowded release dates of the summer, with no less than 4 major flicks competing for attention including Neill Blomkamp’s sci-fi thriller District 9, used car salesman comedy The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard starring Jeremy Piven, teen high school comedy Bandslam, and the sci-fi romance The Time Traveler’s Wife. District 9 seems the most heavily hyped, but will any of these movies be able to dethrone G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra? Also out this weekend is Disney’s re-release of Miyazaki’s latest animated film Ponyo, the Ashton Kutcher indie comedy Spread, and the guitar documentary It Might Get Loud. What will you be checking out?



  • Goon

    I’m surprised the buzz on the Goods is as negative as it seems to be.

    Caught Ponyo this morning, if you’re into Miyazaki you won’t be disappointed.

  • Chris

    I haven’t been to the theatre all summer and now it’ll be five times over the next two weeks to see Ponyo, The Goods, Inglourious Basterds, Moon, and District 9.

  • Tomas

    Goon, why are you surprised? When that turd Piven is on WWE Raw and Big Brother promoting his movie, you know its a piece of shit. Just watch the original with Robin Williams….well, original idea.

  • Goon

    I went more by the strength of the trailer than where its being promoted.

  • just got back from D9 that shit is tiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

  • Tomas

    Usually, as with most trailers the best parts are shown in the trailer…USUALLY with weak, rip off ideas from cartoon series. District 9, ya, that shit is tight, rus.

  • Just saw District 9…..best movie I have seen so far this year. I’m glad Halo fell through, this is better than Halo would have been. The small budget really didn’t show, that is creativity at it’s finest.

  • jaime

    This movie will open at $27.5,I’ll be shocked if it open’s with less.

  • Goon

    its first day did 14 mil, and I think word of mouth will bump it up to the 35 – 40 million mark, and will not see a big drop off.

    It kicked fucking ass is what it did, finally a summer blockbuster that fully satisfies. So many movies to compare it to that in the end it feels like its original new thing, taking typical action movie plotlines and cliches and giving them a new bent. Fantastic.

  • Goon

    One frustrating thing among the few naysayers is hearing some of the same bullshit we heard after Children of Men, complaining they didnt get full needless exposition about everything regarding the motives of the aliens, why they came and were stuck, etc. – pfft to that.

    I wonder if I’ll see any Wikus costumes for Halloween, just get an alien arm, dirty yourself up and a yellow contact lens.

  • Goon

    Trying to make some list of all the movies this has bits and pieces of could be a very fun chore:

    The Fly, Cloverfield, Starship Troopers, Black Hawk Down, Aliens, Alien Nation. Wikus is like a Ricky Gervais-ish twat or a Chris Lilly character or maybe better yet Murray from Flight of the Conchords…

  • Yes it definitely used Black Hawk Down as a reference point for a lot of things, and a lot of those other movies popped into my head as well. Still, I agree that it ended up feeling wholly original.

  • Dave

    Well, Blomkamp certainly does have his influences but he knows how to take the past and use it for the future, as any good young director should.

    2nd on fuck the “I want it all fucking RIGHT NOW” Veruca Salt haters.

  • Goon

    Seriously from the “how does the ship keep hovering? can we look inside the ship please” crap to the (seriously) “the documentary only shows people who hate the aliens. where are the alien cults? some people will worship the aliens, I wanted to see more of this” things i saw here and there, just like CoM we end up with so much desire for needless bullshit that would have made this thing 3 hours long, and complaints about things that aren’t even remotely considered plot holes.

    and this doesnt even address the ‘too much action’ horsey set.

  • Goon

    Who wants to make a wager (besides Dave, obviously) on how long before Campea puts up a post tempering his positive D9 review called “Why District 9 is not the best movie of the summer” or “does not deserve to be nominated for an Oscar” or something spinning him into being right all along about Blomkamp, or some other obvious type of video he does? Because you know he’s going to make some video designed to plant negative seeds that he can respond to any detractors with as “Are you deaf? I said I liked the movie”

  • Rusty James

    ^^^^ Yeah, like his follow up to Cloverfield. His one paragraph review already contains this sentence.

    “A few Michael Bay type action sequences”

    No there aren’t… the fuck

  • Goon

    Well you see Rusty, if you just pretend the movie is directed by Michael Bay, then you start to see they are Michael Bay action sequences.

    Or something retarded that he said just like that.

    I saw another dumb review complaining that they didnt explain how “we” (when its really just a select amount of people among the population) came to understand their language, and vice versa. Are you fucking kidding me?

  • Vern has found TMB thread.

  • Goon

    here’s something that made me laugh within his D9 post:

    talking about the ongoing Blomkamp/Halo thing:

    “Everyone else who disagreed with me who should “man up” and admit I was right.”

    So one… the same person that said a retarded monkey could have directed a $200 million tentpole project like GI Joe, doesnt think Blomkamp could have directed a $200 million tentpole project like Halo…

    …that he needed this $30 million dollar movie with a massive marketing campaign that also had Peter Jackson’s reputation on the line – to prove he was on the level of a retarded monkey.

    It’s easy to see why John doesn’t write many posts anymore when its clear he has to spend all this time moving his own goalposts, whittling his bullshit controversial comments into an uncontroversial nugget of that initial overall statement so he can avoid ever admitting he was wrong about anything.

  • Rusty James

    I’ll add that actually did not love the film. I’d give it a passing mark but ultimately felt disappointed. The problems that jumped out at me the most were first the score, too bombastic, too dominating, it had the lame chanting from The Mist. It was all wrong for the movie. It was score for a bruckheimer movie. I would’ve appreciated something more nuanced and intelligent. Something more mellow.
    Secondly, I was surprised by how badly done the documentary angel was. It really was just a bookend that they dragged out too long before awkwardly abandoning halfway through.
    I still appreciated watching a “summer blockbuster” with very different sensibilities. I thought the south african setting was well utilized. I liked that the government building they worked in actually looked like a gov building whereas in hollywood films every gov building is a superhightech fortress. I liked Sharlto Copley multifaceted performance. And there were some great action sequences.

  • Rusty James

    @ Vern has found TMB thread.

    He’s actually posted there a few times. There’s an epic flame war between the two of them about whether or not Sheriff Bell is the “main characer” of No Country that’s pretty great reading.

  • Rusty James

    @ “Everyone else who disagreed with me who should “man up” and admit I was right.”

    Yeah that jumped out at me too. The dude’s got some meglomeniacal personality disorder.

  • Goon

    Spoilers?

    I thought the documentary was weaved in perfectly, it was presented to give enough but incomplete information as if you were part of that time and knew enough of the other stuff already to fill in the blanks. It is also the perfect introduction of that twat character Wikus, who like Gervais or a Chris Lilly character who loves showing off for the camera. The doc format leaves at the right time and works its way back in from time to time appropriately. I dont think it was ever awkwardly abandoned, I don’t think it changed the tone.

    It’s funny to look around the web and a lot of the “dumb” (read genre geek) movie fans prefer the action movie and hated the documentary, and the “smart” (read drama geeks) fans are going after everything after Wikus enters D9 as a hybrid. I thought they were fused excellently, loved how it took on so many genre cliches and just rolled with how ridiculous they seem. CJ and Wikus storming the building and then leaving in a truck? ON paper it should be as ridiculous as the buddy action scenes at the end of Alien vs. Predator, but Blomkamp plays it just aware enough to be both taken seriously but also to be seen as playful.

    To me the balancing act in those action scenes is analogous to the masterful way he turns that smarmy idiotic FEMA Michael Brown-ish Wikus you expect to die in the first act, into this badass hero you can’t get enough of. Even the most mundane pleasures such as the pig cannon have more care and thought put into them than GI Joe, Transformers and yes, to me, even Star Trek. D9 blows all of these out of the water.

  • Goon

    I had to research to find out who Vern was. I pay little attention to AICN and so other than Harry, the only writer on there I know by name is Moriarty.

  • Rusty James

    Vern is an occasional contributer to AICN but has his own thing going.

    this is his sight: outlawvern.com

  • I can see elements of “Dead Alive” in this film…perhaps as a nod to Peter.

    I feel only a very picky critic, or artistic snob, or a jealous wannabe would attack this film. This film had everything, gore, sci fi, awesome effects, great pace, action, some suspense, comedy (without ruining the seriousness of the film), cuteness (baby prawn), mystery, and very memorable combat scenes. This was a perfect film. The elements were blended so very well.

    I want to comment on the comedy balance and some of the softer elements. I enjoy a “popcorn movie” from time to time, and those usually have enough comedy to render the film “unserious”. That is fine, and I usually know what I’m buying up front.

    Serious doesn’t always have to mean “dark” or “profound in message” either, just “adult”. The comedy in ‘Independence Day’ ruined it for me because I was expecting serious…I went in blind having been overseas.

    This movie had funny and cute moments without ruining the seriousness of the film. There were some messages and themes in the film, but the viewer was free to discard them without diminishing the piece.

    If anything, the theme I took away is that some cultures are so different,and mutually harmful, they might be better off living respectfully separate from each other..like the native americans and europeans.

    The combat sequences were superb. Take away the alien technology, and they were still excellent and yes, very Black Hawk Downish. The South African mercenaries did everything right. It annoys me that there are so many poor depictions of close combat and tactics on TV in film these days, this was a real treat.

    Those guys did everything right: they didn’t linger in doorways “fatal funnels”, outside entrances and corners, they “cut the pie”. They use cover and concealment in a realistic way, they use containment shooting, they used rear and side security on the move, they stayed “on sight” when holding the weapons and they didn’t sweep each other with loaded guns….these are just little details but very pleasing to those who can recognize it. I would be very surprised if those guys were not former or current military/police. The white SA military was renown for the quality of it’s soldiers.

    I liked that the alien tech was powerful, but not overwhelmingly so.

    There are tons of questions left unanswered, but the answers can easily be imagined. I don’t think it mattered to the enjoyment of the film as this was just a portion of the whole Prawn story.

    The pacing of this film was fantastic, it flew by very quickly. I didn’t realize it was nearly two hours long. The only slow parts were the trailers.

    I hope Neil gets another movie quickly and I hope he continues with this anti-lunkhead film strategy, there are too many of those lately.

  • Rusty James

    Do you really think the “fluid” was more thought out than “red matter”?
    They both were pretty shallow and clumsily handled plot devices.

  • Goon

    the canister itself may be a maguffin (however you spell that) but i find the circumstances around the fluids existence, that is CJ and Lil CJ being smarter prawns – TECHNOPRAWNS even, that collect it and construct it over so many years… and its other effects, to be much much much more compelling then the circumstances/consequences surrounding red matter in Star Trek.

    Something about the characters actually being directly involved in collecting it, that it was so precious and integral to these very few characters lives/fates that we are following, weighs more to me than this massive doomsday macguffin blowing up worlds full of people.

  • Rusty James

    @ I can see elements of “Dead Alive” in this film…perhaps as a nod to Peter.

    YES! me too, I was think of that a lot during the film in fact. Wikus is definitley a Pete Jackson-eque protagonist.

    @ I feel only a very picky critic, or artistic snob, or a jealous wannabe would attack this film

    Well never mind then. Jesus.

  • Goon

    Keep in mind my comparisons to the other films was about the “mundane pleasures” and not really the mundane details. When stuff blows up in GI Joe or Transformers, there’s no ‘aw shit’ brutality to it the way you get from people exploding in D9, and the things in this movie like the cat food addictions, pig launching, spawnfighting..

    When Lil CJ is asking Big CJ about the moons on his planet, that CGI creature ends up with more character and even yes, humanity, for me than any other character from these summer blockbusters. I became more invested in that baby prawn and his daddy’s need to look out for it than anyone in Star Trek. Sometimes those little touches are all it takes, and its those little touches that this summers action blockbusters have not done for me.

  • Rusty James

    @ Something about the characters actually being directly involved in collecting it, that it was so precious and integral to these very few characters lives/fates that we are following

    Yeah, I can’t fault anything you’re saying there too much. I also liked watching them collect it. And I liked that Christopher Johnson was one of these leader Prawns they elude too. But it’s still a clumsily handeled plot device (it doesn’t make anymore sense then “Red matter”. It’s just all purpose magic technology) that was used to steer the plot in, what I thought, was the least interesting direction.
    I feel like NB wanted to make this mockumentary (as was part of the idea since Alive in Joberg) but couldn’t figure out how to make it work so he abandoned it to add a bunch of plot.
    I appreciate and agree with everything Joe Pug is saying about the action set piece at the end. So many directors today just throw effects on screen and hope no one notices them editing around their shoddy coverage. NB definitely has a future ahead of him as the leader of intelligent / excitingly structured fx sequences.
    In other words, they certainly were not “Michael Bay type action sequences”. They were the antedote to his nonsense.

    Ebert noted that they made CJ’s movements more human like. I noticed that as well and I thought it was to the detriment of the film. That part where he punches the wall after loosing the canister was a very jarring moment for me.

  • Rusty James

    @ When Lil CJ is asking Big CJ about the moons on his planet, that CGI creature ends up with more character and even yes, humanity, for me than any other character from these summer blockbusters

    Actually, for me CJ jr. is one of the low points of the movie. When he’s piloting the ship I cringed.
    He was ET. The cute alien sidekick there to move the plot forward while being adorable. Yuck.
    Though, like the rest of the movie, I like it in concept. I like that they made CJ a father (er.. parent?), it was a good way to add dimension to the aliens and set him apart. But when he’s behind the control console I’m thinking “Mack and Me”.

  • Yes my son….that is my opinion only, of course everything is taste.

    I was just so tired of being disappointed by film and TV, that this film really delivered for me. Perhaps I am being a little Jonestown defensive of this film, but it filled a void in my entertainment consumer life. I’m still stinging from “Wanted”, “Wolverine”, and “Indiana Jones 4″, I have had to survive on “BSG”, “Dark Knight”, and now this.

    Some have criticized the fact that CJ was smart enough to have operated the ship back when it made atmosphere. I’m guessing he was either not yet hatched or just a youngling then. Insects can grow leaders and queens when they need them….maybe that?

    This film made think about what it would have been like if the native americans landed in europe first.

    Maybe the fluid is a “reactant” or “catalyst” that causes energy to be generated. It’s like powdered fuel diassciation or water and potassium?

  • Goon

    CJ was smart enough that CJ Jr would also probably be smarter than the drone prawns, and CJ Sr certainly had enough time to train this kid to do some tricks. Certainly easier to buy than the little girl hacker of Jurassic Park :P – but even then, like I said, theres a balancing act of taking something seriously and just being fun, and for me Blomkamp came out on the winning end.

  • Rusty James

    @ Yes my son….that is my opinion only

    Got it. It’s only your opinion that I’m a wannabe snob.

    @ I’m guessing he was either not yet hatched or just a youngling then.

    I would suggest that Christopher Johnson was born in District 9, that would certaintly be the best explaination of his name.

    @ Maybe the fluid is a “reactant” or “catalyst” that causes energy to be generated. It’s like powdered fuel diassciation or water and potassium?

    Yeah but I don’t think water and potassium turn you into a monster.

  • Rusty James

    @ Certainly easier to buy than the little girl hacker of Jurassic Park

    See, to me it’s the same thing.

  • Rusty James

    It’s like the film is constantly about to blast off into awesomeness but then keeps crashing back to Earth with “exciting” heist, and cute aliens and obligatory villains.

  • Maybe TMNT mutagen or “ooze”? The technology was def. bio tech based, maybe the catalyst was bio based, maybe it was like an alien fuel additive that was going to transform something they stored up into their usual alien fuel (something that is secreted by a queen like royal jelly?) and that is why it transformed him? CJ seemed to be familiar with the problem/solution.

    Maybe the name CJ is given to him or chosen like the aliens in Alien Nation?

    Your not a snob.

    I was jarred by the eating of the guy at the end, a reminder that they are not cuddly.

    What would you guess happens next? CJ comes back with help and they evacuate the Prawns back home or they get payback? They eat everything on Earth like locusts?

  • Rusty James

    If there were a sequel I bet it would take place a little bit after CJ returned. Hopefully it wouldn’t be anything as mundane as an ID4 style invasion flick. It would be about difficult diplomacy between two races with an ugly history between them.

  • Dave

    “Who wants to make a wager (besides Dave, obviously) on how long before Campea puts up a post tempering his positive D9 review called “Why District 9 is not the best movie of the summer””

    I’m not allowed to mention him by name anymore. I’ve been told if the online film community collectively stopped talking about him his site would dwindle into non existence and he would just go away.

    Incidentally, I’ve got a bit planned for the next RotCast that is called “Why District 9 Is Not The Best Movie of the Summer” as delivered by a gentleman named Johan Stampea.

  • jaime

    D-9 Open’s with $37 million, not bad for an ok movie.

  • They allude to CJ jr being a genius early on. He is the one who rebulit the hologram of their planet and he has a short bit of dialogue saying something about how he fixed it even though CJ couldn’t.

    I also liked the tie in between the genetic requirements of the Prawn technology and the fluid. It is pretty easy to assume that the fluid would have similar genetic requirements and as such, its not a big leap to think that the fluid is powerful enough that it will mold other organisms to fit its requirements. It leads to a lot of questions on just whether or not the prawns all are actually prawns. Perhaps even the whole species was created by another species.

  • Goon

    Its interesting that their weaponry is organically tied to them, that their fuel would be as well. I wonder if that fluid could be used to regrow limbs or heal themselves.

  • Rusty James

    @ It leads to a lot of questions on just whether or not the prawns all are actually prawns. Perhaps even the whole species was created by another species.

    I think you meant that as a defense of the movie but it comes out as a criticism. These are much more interesting ideas than the ones present in the movie

  • Goon

    they’re interesting questions, but I dont agree with you at all, because they’re not important to their stories beyond a cryptic level. CJ suggesting he can fix him could mean a number of things, and its more interesting with the mystery.

  • Dave

    “I think you meant that as a defense of the movie but it comes out as a criticism.”

    Not to speak for Gamble, but how? A good film leaves room for discussion and this can true for a sci-fi piece. How is thinking about the film beyond what is given on the screen criticism when it is presented in a way that is not “WTF is this bullshit all about?!”

  • Goon

    the end of REC opens upon a number of interesting questions and possible details, but that doesnt mean the movie is lessened by the existence of these interesting questions.

  • Henrik

    Just came back from this, and I’m probably like Rusty on this, the triumph didn’t happen for me, but it was a good movie. I think the mockumentary-style-to-make-crazy-things-seem-real is completely done though, it didn’t do anything for me. It actually confused me quite a bit in the beginning, to just have random talking heads without any context spouting off exposition, and I don’t understand when the cameraman that Wikus told off stopped and the films invisible cameraman started.

    The father/son relationship was the strongest part of the movie for me. I appreciated Wikus’ despicable character as a main protagonist, but I was trying to find something to cling to and of course it was the kid. The only thing that got in the way of loving the kid was the Wesley Crusher style wizkid-saves-all, which had it been a human, I think people would be much harsher towards. But I did feel for the dad. And he’s a monster. Goon, I have a question for you since you’re the animationfreak: Do you think the aliens in this were overacting? They were posturing like crazy, pointing and physically expressing themselves beyond what would seem reasonable. This probably has a lot to do with the fact that nobody watching will be able to understand them, but it does seem like a cheat. I’ve heard from people that Pixar is no.1 because their characters don’t overact in this way, and I can see it. TMNT, the characters overact immensely, The Incredibles not as much. Did you not notice this in this movie? I only ask because I’m curious, you don’t have to indulge me.

    The fluid made somewhat sense to me, since they established very clearly the link between technology and DNA, and the fluid essentially loaded Wikus with alien DNA. It makes sense to me that the fluid would contain a lot of DNA, if that’s what all their technology is based on. It’s also cool that Wikus is not wanted for anything scientific, only for war. Again, makes a whole lot of sense.