Christina Ricci was Born to Be a Porn Star

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You know, there’s nothing quite like a good attention-grabbing headline, the beauty of which is only slightly marred by the fact that it’s kind of misleading. Christina Ricci has signed on to star in a comedy called Born to Be a Star, which is the latest movie to riff on porn as a way of creating madcap comedic situations to capture the attention of the teenage male demographic. Unfortunately, from the sounds of it, Ricci will be one of the few characters who is *not* involved in the making of pornography. Whose dumb idea was that?

The movie, which was co-written by Adam Sandler, is about a nerd who discovers that his parents used to be adult film stars back in the ’70s, and sets off to Hollywood to “live the dream”, so to speak. Nick Swardson plays the lead, while Ricci will play his innocent and naive girlfriend. Tom Brady (The Hot Chick, The Comebacks) is in the director’s chair. It all sounds kinda lame to me, but I’m sure it could do quite well — assuming they don’t cast Seth Rogen in it or put the word “porno” in the title, that is! What do you think, is this more proof that porn has gone mainstream?



  • Maopheus

    Christina Ricci as “innocent and naive”? Yeah right, that’ll work. Who wants to see that? If she’s not involved in the making of the porn, then there’s no point in watching.

  • Damndirtyape

    Never should have had the breast reduction.. what a waste.

  • What! You mean your Black Snake Moans because there is little left of her Black Snake Moan…attributes? Say it ain’t so Damndirtyape

    that was either the worst or best pun of my life.

  • Bas

    I’ll go with ‘the best’, Rus in Chicago. The movie sounds crap, mom & dad naked but not Ricci, WTF? And making this flick after Zack & Miri bombed is either a very brave or a very dumb move for Sandler.

  • Niklas

    This sounds pretty boring. I’d rather see a serious take on the porn industry rather than all these lame comedies.

  • rick

    why her? she’s not even that great looking! Get jamie chung or the the girl from the underworlds…now they are hot

  • Matt

    What are you talking about, rick? I’d give my left nut for her, if I didn’t have a girlfriend. But I guess that’s just personal taste. For a while I could hardly stop looking at that picture of her.