Weird Web Wednesdays: MC Joaquin

Yeah I know it’s Thursday, but I feel like it’s still Wednesday in spirit. This week’s collection of funny vids includes the always mysterious Joaquin Phoenix furthering his musical career with an intense rap performance, a slightly younger version of Marc Singer in a Beastmaster remake, and some girl who hasn’t seen Star Wars offering a surprisingly accurate plot synopsis. Also, Maury digs up another wacky phobia, a Wendy’s training video teaches life lessons, and the Watchmen viral marketing campaign is officially underway. If you don’t like it, deal with it… it’s still Weird Web Wednesday!

Joaquin Phoenix Rapping
The Curious Case of Forrest Gump
Bunny Hop Fail
Beastmaster Jr.
Songsmith Van Halen
Star Wars: Retold By Someone Who Hasn’t Seen It
Wendy’s Grill Skills
Grand Central Station Meets Evolution of Dance
Scared of Cotton Balls
Ten Years of Dr. Manhattan
Chair Spin Till You Puke
Mini-Bike Mishap
Young Van Damme
Cow Gives Birth to a Dude
West St. Paul Song
Cheers To You CD Commercial
Japanese 24 Commercial
Jay Leno vs Jimmy Fallon (Skip to the End)
Don’t Drink and Fix Toys



  • Neil M

    I still agree with Sean. I think this whole Joaquin Phoenix thing is fake. It seems like the documentary that Casey Affleck is making about it was the intended project all along. It just seems too ridiculous to be real.

  • I call shenanigans on the puking chair-spinner…cuts between each juicy heave.

  • “Go to bed. Now!”