We first heard rumours about this abomination sometime last year, and of course, it seemed far too stupid to be true. Alas, now we have the trailer and DVD artwork to prove it: Ace Ventura Jr: Pet Detective is real, and it will be released this March. You won’t be surprised to hear that the Jim Carrey-less sequel is going direct to DVD, and it stars Josh Flitter (Nancy Drew) as the prodigal son, wearing the exact same outfit and spouting off the exact same one-liners that Carrey did some 15 years later. This is just downright painful to watch. The DVD hits stores on March 3rd, and will include 6 behind the scenes featurettes, extended scenes, and a gag reel. Gag indeed! Let this be a lesson kids… don’t snort cocaine and try to run a movie studio at the same time. It’s not good for business.