Uwe Boll’s Postal Suffers Last-Minute Distributor “Boycott”

Like a lot of people, I tend to knock director Uwe Boll despite the fact that I have yet to sit down and watch any of his movies from start to finish. I don’t think I’m out of line, as it seems a safe assumption that his movies are just as bad as everyone says they are. Personally I don’t have much interest in taking the time to double check, but that said, his upcoming movie Postal is the first one that I could actually see myself sitting through, just because it is intended primarily as a comedy and seems so outrageous that I am curious to see how far he pushes the envelope. Unfortunately, it looks like I may not get the chance to see this movie until it hits DVD, because the wide theatrical release that was planned for this weekend has just been scrapped!
Postal was originally supposed to open in 1500 theatres this Friday, but now will open in just 4, which is obviously a huge drop in support. The exact reasons remain unclear, but Boll’s explanation is that “theatrical distributors are boycotting Postal because of its political content”. I don’t know if I completely buy that, because Boll has been very clear from the start that one of the main goals of the movie is to offend people and stir things up. On the other hand, everyone should also have known way ahead of time that they were going up against the new Indiana Jones flick, so I don’t see them backing out at the last minute just because of that either. Is it a conspiracy against Boll? He seems to think so. He recently posted a long rant about the situation on the Postal website, and it’s totally worth reading. Here’s an excerpt:
“To all of you writing now about me and the fact that POSTAL is not getting screens.
its okay ..its fun kicking a guy nonstop who is on the ground
you are all not getting it that i’m the guy who made it against the big hollywood system and you are all only busy to destroy me and finish me up
and then you YOU WON WHAT ? the attention of the studios, michael bay .. ?????
if you damage me you feel closer to Hollywood ? what is your game plan?you want only movies like JUMPER , SPEED RACER , WHAT HAPPENDS IN VEGAS …? then keep going and your dreams will be fullfilled. POSTAL makes some very important points ..but you dont wanna see that …. : that Bush used the SEPTEMBER 11 to start a war against a country what had nothing to do with Bin Laden etc…. but this all doesnt matter because you are all busy to THINK that INDIANA JONES or NARNIA are important movies … but in real they are empty shells of an industry what wants to make money and what wants to keep you looking “escape movies” with nothing in it.”
I love this guy, and you know, buried in among the bitterness I think there is a decent point to be made. If only he was promoting something other than a movie based on a video game where you can piss on corpses, maybe people would be a little more receptive to his crusade against Hollywood.




































































