If you find it upsetting that Jessica Simpson still has a movie career, I’ve got some good news for you: it’s not going to last much longer. The trailer for her latest film Major Movie Star has just hit the web, and it’s probably the worst thing I’ve ever seen. The basic premise is brilliant in and of itself; a posh female actress finds herself broke and in need of cash, so she does what any American would do. She joins the army. Not since Ernest In The Army or Pauly Shore’s In the Army Now have we seen such a great set up for comedy gold. (Okay, let’s face it, Stripes it ain’t.) Director Steve Miner was once known for directing such horror classics as Friday the 13th Part II and III, but this is definitely a new low (his Day of the Dead remake is supposedly awful as well). Still, there is one good thing we can take from all this: Steve Guttenberg is back baby! I have a feeling this movie will go direct to DVD, but there’s no release date as of yet. Check out the hilarity below.